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Since Tom gets to post a bunch of the hottest girls in gaming for all the blokes on this site, it's really only fair that I provide for the rest of us, isn't it? I've started by writing up some really awesome Modern Warfare 2 / Gears of War slashfic:

Soap rolled over, his sweaty torso heaving with lust and a few chunky streaks of some dead guy's blood. "Oh, Marcus," he panted, "that was so hardcore. You're so much hotter than Captain Price. You're so totally butch and stuff."

"It's the war," said Marcus, grenade-tagging the wall and lighting a cigarette. "It makes everything more meaningful, y'know? Yeah. ****."

Something explodes.

In the meantime then, here's my list of the 10 hottest guys in gaming.

10. Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island)

Girls love guys who make them laugh. Besides, he just looks so adorable in his little pirate suit, doesn't it? Hot in a sort of pitying way, perhaps, but still pretty hot.

9. Kratos (God of War)

Well, we've already seen most of him, and we like what we see. Those red stripes really accentuate his cruelly cursed destiny, and we chicks are such suckers for vulnerable guys. Hot hot hot.

8. Master Chief (Halo)

Guys in uniform are so hot. Plus you never really see his face so he obviously looks like Jared Leto. And Jared Leto in MJÖLLNIR armour would be totally hot.

7. The Overlord (Overlord)

He's a bad, bad boy. Besides, he owns a huge property on the edge of the infernal abyss – that's quite hot. Literally.

6. Altair (Assassin's Creed)

He's an assassin. So hot.

5. Isaac Clarke (Dead Space)

He never says anything, which kinda (technically) means he always agrees with you. He also handles an industrial-strength plasma cutter and strategic dismemberment with the sort of self-assured confidence that promises all sorts of other more interesting things. That's really hot.

4. Commander Shepard (Mass Effect)

The guy has his own fricking spaceship. Totally hot.

3. Soap MacTavish (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare)

You know what's seriously hot? Soap MacTavish. This is the guy singlehandedly responsible for the really hot new Soaphawk look, and he totally knows how to snipe a guy in the face. Soap can be my Plan B any day. Also, he's been promoted since the first Modern Warfare, so he's obviously got career prospects. Way hot.

2. Marcus Fenix (Gears of War)

The scar, the riot armour, the prison record. Besides, you know what they say about guys with huge chainsaws. That's so hot.

1. The guy I created as my character in Dragon Age (Dragon Age)

Because obviously if I'm going to have to look at him for 40+ hours, I made him totally hot. Seriously.

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